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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
-- Sir Winston Churchill...
Never insult a Ferengi's mother! -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #31
Never insult an alligator, until you've crossed the river.
-- Cordell Hull, former U.S. secretary of state...
Never insult seven men when all you're packing is a six-gun. -- Zane Grey
Never insult someone you can't outrun.
Never invent the first eleven rules. -- Pickett's Twelfth Law of False Prolificacy
Never invest in any item that requires constant feeding, watering or painting.
Never invest in anything that eats. -- Sorrell's Investment Principle
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. -- Billy Rose
Never invite a vampire in for a bite.
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