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Never judge a man without putting yourself in his place.
This old proverb makes all judgement impossible, for we judge someone only because, in fact, we cannot put ourselves in his place....
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends.
People fall in love with the most appalling people....
Never jump on a man unless he is down, and when you do, make sure that you confuse him by supplying him with so many facts that he can not possibly understand what you are saying.
Never justify anything. If it needs justification, it's already wrong. -- Solomon Sho
Never keep shampoo in its original container--it's unsightly and commercial. -- Jerry Zipki
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. -- Harry S. Truma
Never kick a man unless he's down.
Never kick a man when he's down - he may get up.
Never kick a sleeping dog.
Never kill a man, especially if it means taking his life. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death

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