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• Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
• INCONTINENCE Now let's make it clear. Incontinence is not something to be laughed at.
  It is a very serious and discomforting condition. It can't be easy walking around with large amounts of urine wanting to leap into the outside world at every step....
• NEWT One of those really small beasties that annoys little kids because they're too small to step on.
  I dunno though - if you were flying along and got caught in the downward air-draught of a descending foot, it'd do serious damage, wouldn't it?...
• Never step on a cursed engraving.
• Life's boring after 1000 years, so kill yerself!
• TRIANGLE Three-sided object which, even in isosceles form, begins to get very boring after only a short time.
  For maximum excitement, an object with many more sides should be considered....
• ROBOCOMM - Because life's too short to dial manually...
• That's about as serious as I get! [GRIN]
• People will say "Watch your step" to you only after you have taken a vicious fall.