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Never have a friend that's poorer than yourself. -- Douglas Jerrold
Never have anything to do with an unlucky place, or an unlucky man.
I have seen many clever men, very clever men, who had not shoes to their feet....
Never have sex with the boss' sister. -- The 112th Rule Of Acquisitio
Never have so many understood so little about so much. -- James Burke
Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Never hit a man when he's down. Kick him. It's easier.
Never hit a man when he's down. You may find he's bigger than you when he gets up.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Never hold anyone by the button or the hand in order to be heard ou
for if people are unwilling to hear you, you had better hold your tongue than them....

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