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Never king dropped out of the clouds. -- John Selden (1584-1654) -- Powe
Never kiss a lady on the hand, especially just after her return from one of those self-service gas stations.
Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you.
...If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours....
Never ... know a public man well enough that he inhibits you from writing about him frankly and fully while he's living his public life.
-- Alistair Cooke...
Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggi
Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.
You aren't nearly through this adventure yet, he added, and...
Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
-- Mark Twai...
Never learn to type. If you do, someone will ask you to do it.
Never leave an enemy behind or it will rise again to fly at your throat. -- Shaka Zulu

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