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Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.
-- First Law of Wing-Walking -- Donald Herzberg...
Never leave that till to-morrow which you can do to-day.
-- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -- Maxims prefixed to Poor Richard's Almanac, 1757...
Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent to me.
-- Anatole France...
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
Never let a debt go unpaid... by you or to you.
Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If your can't start the next day fresh, get rid of your wife.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. -- Joey Adam
Never let an amateur whip you.

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