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• Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
  .. Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted....
• Just add water, and Mr. Tea does the rest! -- Fr. Guido Sarducci
• Never give advice in a crowd. -- Arab Proverb
• Never give advice unless asked. German Proverb
• My Little Chickadee Let me give you one word of advice
  ever give a sucker an even break. --W.C. Field...
• I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• Never give advice... A wise man won't need it A fool won't heed it.
• Any active moves you make tomorrow will backfire, so stay home.