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Never invite Cthulhu over for a bite. -- Survival Tip #3
Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
Never is such a lonely word.
Never jog while wearing wingtips--unless you are attending the Nerd Convention in Atlantic City.
-- Mark Russell...
Never join a religion that has a water slide.
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, and the other to be buried.
-- Colto...
Never judge a book by its cover.
Never judge a book by its movie. -- J. W. Eaga
Never judge a day by the weather.
Never judge a man by his taglines.
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