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• Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt. -- Kin Hubbard
• College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
• A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Never get married in the morning--you never know who you might meet that night. -- Paul Hornung
• Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing.
  Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not....
• The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
  -- Elbert. G. Hubbard, American write...