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• One should always be wary of someone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
  -- Quentin Crisp...
• Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. -- Quentin Crisp
• For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
  -- Quentin Crisp...
• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. -- Quentin Crisp
• Never become involved with someone who can make you lose stature if the relation becomes known.
  ..sleep UP....
• Never try to keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your own level.
  It is eversomuch cheaper. -- Quentin Crisp...
• Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -- Quentin Crisp
• Vice is its own reward. -- Quentin Crisp
• In the summer I drink Guinness, which requires no refrigeration and no cooking--Guinness is a great day-shortener.
  If you get out of bed first thing and drink a glass, then the day doesn't begin until about twelve-thirty, when you come to again, which is nice....