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Never assume malice where stupidity would suffice.
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never attack a guard.
Never attempt to distract a masturbating gorilla.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. -- Hanlon's Razo
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never be angry when a fool acts like a fool. It's better when fools identify themselves.
..it removes so much uncertainty. -- Lord Peace...
Never be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion. -- H. H. Munro
Never be ashamed of being a Scout.
Never be boastful; someone may come along who knew you as a child. -- Chinese Proverb
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