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Never ask a question unless the answer makes a difference.
Never ask a shopkeeper for a price list.
Never ask a streetside entertainment center if it wants to be turned on. -- Pete Barlow
Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
Never ask if the waiter has chicken breasts. You might find out!
Never ask of money spent. Where the spender thinks it went.
Nobody was ever meant To remember or invent What he did with every cent. -- Robert Fro...
Never ask the customer if they did it--in case they tell you.
-- First rule of murder -- Horace Rumpole (John Mortimer)...
Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other.
-- Weed's Axiom...
Never assume anybody is less than crazy.
Never assume anything except a 4 1/2 percent mortgage. -- David Kindred

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