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• Never, ever, ever attempt to learn thermodynamics.
• SMILEY 8:] gorilla
• Ada is the 400-pound gorilla of programming languages.
• Rejection: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
• Attempt the end, and never stand to doubt; Nothing 's so hard but search will find it out.
  -- Robert Herrick (1591-1674) -- Seek and Find...
• Those who would have nothing to do with thorns must never attempt to gather flowers.
• Burns: Ugh, I've never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.
  Smithers: Fabulous observation sir, just fabulous. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• If ever out-argued, distract them with a hissy fit. -- Liberal Rule #35