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Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding.
If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachi...
Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you.
If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you, it isn't and he can....
Never bet on a loser because his luck is bound to change. -- Las Vegas Law
Never bet on the nag that runs under the name "Glue Factory Reject.
Never bet with a man named "One-Iron." -- Tom Sharp
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- P. J. O'Rourke
Never bow to authority, but always tip your hat. -- Jim Fiebig
Never brag about your ancestors coming over on the Mayflowe
he immigration laws weren't as strict in those days. -- Lew Leh...
Never break your putter and driver in the same match or you're dead. -- Tommy Bol
Never build after you are five and forty; have five years' income in hand before you lay a brick
and always calculate the expense at double the estimate. -- Ke...

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