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Never become involved with someone who can make you lose stature if the relation becomes known.
..sleep UP....
Never been better. Just once I'd like to be better. -- Norm Peterso
Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying, or meditating, or endeavoring something for the public good.
-- Tomas Kempi...
Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are lit so badly! -- Woody Alle
Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity!
Have you ever considered a career in the Church? -- Black Adder II...
Never before have so few puked so much on so many.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. -- Ogden Nash
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. -- Claud Cockbu
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. -- John Osborne

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