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Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
Never do anything stupid. -- Ben Crenshaw
Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all.
Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing. -- ROCKEFELLER'S PRINCIPLE
Never do a thing concerning the rectitude of which you are in doubt.
-- Pliny the Younger (61-105 AD) -- Letters, Book i, Letter xviii, 5...
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. -- Murphy's Forty-Fourth Law
Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another. -- Juvenal, Satire
Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action.
-- Aaron Bu...
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. -- Matthew Browne, "Lilliput Levee
Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #14

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