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Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you....
NEVER eat children! You don't know where they've been!
Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma. -- David Brya
Never eat crackers in bed. -- Anonymou
Never eat in a place with sliding doors unless you're crazy about raw fish.
Never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
-- Calvin Trilli...
Never eat in a restaurant where there's a photo of the chef with Sammy Davis, Jr. -- "Alf
Never eat in a restaurant where you see a cockroach bench-pressing a burrito. -- Pat McCormick
Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
Never eat prunes when you're famished.
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