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Never drink beer made by someone who keeps Clydesdale horses.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon. -- Jilly Coope
Never drink coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations.
People tend to change into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats u...
Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
Never drop your gun to hug a bear. -- H. E. Palme
Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but "Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen.
Especially do not eat in a restaurant that specializes in seafood and mark...
Never eat anything bigger than your head. -- Kliban's First Law of Dining
Never eat anything that winks at you.
Never eat anything with suction cups. -- "Alf

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