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• Parking space: An area that vanishes as you make a U-Turn...
• The Truth Shall Make You Flee -- Miskatonic U. motto
• Unhand me, gentlemen. By heaven, I 'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 4...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• WE'LL LOOK INTO IT: By the time the wheels make a full turn, we assume you will have forgotten about it,too.
• My computer never locks u
• I eat breakfast 300 yards from 2000 troops trained to kill me
  o don't think for one second that you can come down here in your fagitty-ass whites, flash your badge, and make me nervous....
• Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor umpire.
  Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no, the duty!...
• If the rascal have not given me medicines to make me love him, I 'll be hanged.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 2...