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• I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French.
  What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. -- Saki (H. H. Munro)...
• Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts. -- H. H. Munro ("Saki") (1870-1916)
• A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
  -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "The Square Egg...
• He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death -- H. H. Munro (1870-1916)
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• One Law for the Lion and Ox is oppression. -- William H. Blake (1757-1827)
• Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden dange
  he child will turn instinctively for more assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance....
• Never marry a beautiful woman. -- H. G. Well