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• The guard dies, but never surrenders. -- Fougemo
• Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
• Never enter a subway where the security guard has graffiti on his face.
• Lisa: Aw, look at that cute little baby ax. [baby ax runs to catch up with bigger axes] Marge
  It's cute, but I'm sure it's very sharp and probably dirty....
• A duel of wits? With you? I never attack anyone who us unarmed!
• I never thought that inorganic matter could attack a man.
  That's why I'm in such a panic -I've just seen proof it can!...
• State Farm? Guard dogs?
• Pardek: "Ambassador Spock, of Vulcan." Spock: "Proconsul.
  Neral: "Oh, please, I have never liked titles ever since I was a lowly yulan in the Romulan Guard....
• virus attack, luser responsible