My wife's not the worst cook in the world, but she keeps on burning the
coffee. You would too if you kept pouring it through the toaster all the
time.
-- Jack E. Leonard
coffee. You would too if you kept pouring it through the toaster all the
time.
-- Jack E. Leonard
Related:
- There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard
- I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
- Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your
head.
-- Jack E. Leonard... - Mudpacks aren't good for the complexion. Did you ever see a pretty pig? -- Jack E. Leonard
- My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps scribbling in
her diary.
-- Drake Sathe... - I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with
me unless you're going down.
-- Jack E. Leonard... - You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
..amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then you... -- Edmund to Baldrick : Captain Cook... - The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a
cook in the bed.
-- Geoffrey Gore...
