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• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
• My wife left me - There is a GOD!
• Maybe life is a grindstone; whether it polishes you or wears you down depends on what you're made of.
  -- Kay Fletche...
• Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
• My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
• My rubber duck keeps sinking...
• Homer: Ohhhhh... Marge: What? Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
  Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd be my own wife....
• Let me show you the ropes..and the whips and the chains and the handcuffs...
• My least favorite teams are: Whoever whips the Montreal Canadiens.