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  This shit's not part of my contract....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
• I love my attitude problem
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
• Sir, I would rather have my problem than yours.
• My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• If anyone accepts my help who doesn't need it, that's his problem
  if I refuse my help to anyone who needs it, that's my problem. -- Anon....
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?