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• One of the most frightening things in the Western world, and in this country in particular, is the number of people who believe in things that are scientifically false.
  If someone tells me that the earth is less than 10,000 years old, in my opinion he should see a psychiatrist....
• After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
  -- Larry Brow...
• My psychiatrist is Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
• My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
  -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers. -- Edward Abbey
• Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)