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• I was sufficiently interested in the picture's success to contact Stanford University Research Institute so they could find out why it was such a big hit.
  But when they wanted $75,000 to do the research job, I told them I wasn't _that_ curious....
• Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't.
  You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do....
• Going out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
• SMILEY { a psycho
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
• But Windows bashing is my job...my only job.
• Welcome back for you 13th consecutive week, Evelyn.
  Evelyn, will you go into the auto-suggestion booth and take your regular place on the psycho-prompter couch?...
• But, boss, this IS part of my job!
• I used to be a rebel in my youth. This cause... that cause.
  .. (chuckle) I backed 'em ALL! But I learned. Rebellion is simply a device used by the immature to hide from his own problems....