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My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy
My mother had a baby once. -- Jigge
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
My mother had a problem because she grew up during the Great Depression.
And I had problems because I grew up during her great depression. -- Jane Stroll...
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. One day my wife came home early from work and found us in bed together.
-- Lenny Bruce...
My mother-in-law is an alien.
My mother-in-law is a tough old hen!
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My mother is a fish. -- William Faulkne
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

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