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My mother is from Iceland and my father is from Cuba. I guess that makes me an Ice Cube.
My mother is NEVER on time! -- Worf
My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
My mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates.
My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
My mother said to me, If you become a soldier, you'll be a general
if you become a monk, you'll end up as Pope. Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso....
My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.
I said, "Just wait." -- Judy Tenuta...
My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do.
...I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome....
My mother thanks you, my father thanks you...
My mother told me, "Elwood,"--she always called me "Elwood"--"in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." -- James Stewart (as Elwoo...

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