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My next storyline has the Punisher going after the Attorney General.
This should be good. -- Mike Baro...
Mynheer Vandunck, though he never was drunk, Sipped brandy and water gayly.
-- George Colman, the Younger (1762-1836) -- Mynheer Vandunck...
My nipples explode with delight! -- Monty Pytho
My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie... -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. my NOSE is NUMB! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted.
-- Edward Abbey...
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
-- Warren Beatty...
My nutritionist is Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
My oh my! Life sure is easier with my new Salad Shooter (R) !
My old friend William Wyler used to say, "If you're going to give the audience a shock, just before it, almost reduce them to boredom so that bang, they sit up.
He's quite right, of course. -- Dav...

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