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• My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy
• An alcoholic is one who drinks to forget that he drinks and can lay on the floor and forget to hold on.
• Picard drinks - 2 drinks!
• My uncle staggered in the other night, loaded. His wife said, "Where have you been?
  He said, "I bought something for the house." She said, "What did you buy for the house?...
• Picard drinks tea - 3 drinks!
• There is a God, but He drinks" -- Blore
• A crew member drinks - drink!
• Beverly is in a sweater - 2 drinks!
• Intruder Alert! - 3 drinks!