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My mother traded with a Ferengi for me when I was a baby.
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet.
She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia. -- Dame Edna Everage...
My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!" -- Sue Murphy
My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife. -- Friday
My mother was the tour guide for Guilt Trips...
My mother went to school with a girl named Michelle Babbitch.
She couldn't wait to get married to change her name because she was teased so much as a child....
My mother...will be as pleased as Punch. Mmmm...if only she we're as _good-looking_ as Punch, Baldrick.
.. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
My motto is, "Contented with little, yet wishing for more." -- Charles Lamb
My motto is: love like a poet, pray like a lawyer. -- Joe Kogel
My motto is: One chocolate donut is worth 1000 bran muffins.

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