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My modem has premature bauding...
My modem isn't slow. It's "baudily" challenged.
My Mom always told me that sex was a dirty, ugly, horrible thing that I was only to do with someone I loved.
My mom called me last night... I'm over it now... I was thinking of calling her back.
.. There it passed......
My mom must have been a phone phreak.
My mom was a little weird. When I was little my mom would make chocolate frosting.
And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off. -- Marty Cohe...
My money and my children go to POLICE STATE!
My mood ring takes antidepressant drugs.
My moral standing is lying down.
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. -- Rita Rudne

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