My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835... - My mother had a problem because she grew up during the Great Depression.
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Mark... - My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana... - My mother loves ME!
It's the computer she hates... - Mark Twain had it right,
of course... - My mother made me a homosexual!
If I send her the yarn,
can she make me one too... - My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx, 1890... - My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been
one.
Groucho...
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Machineries of Joy?
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To an open keyhole heard,
inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The... - Taxation is theft; Conscription is slavery;
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