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• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• My mother had a problem because she grew up during the Great Depression.
  And I had problems because I grew up during her great depression. -- Jane Stroll...
• And she had a bath once a year .....whether she needed it or not. -- Mark Twai
• My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
  I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....
• My mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates.
• Mark Twain had it right, of course.
• My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...