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My opponent has been observed masticating in public!
My opponent knows less about national defense than I know about spelling.
Even I know it's Cruise missiles, not Patriot missiles that go through doors and chimneys....
My opponent's best move is my best move.
My other brain's a schizofhrenic.
My other car is a broom!
My other car is *ALSO* a road hazard...
My other car is an Edsel.
My other car is a police car.
my other car is a real ota ! -- Bumper sticker seen on Toyota Corolla
My Other Car is a STARSHIP.

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