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My nearest And dearest enemy. -- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- Anything for a Quiet Life, Act v, Sc.
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My neighbor has a circular driveway ... he can't get out. -- Steven Wrigh
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!
The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?...
My neighbors don't like it when I talk to my plants... I use a megaphone.
My neighbors have been known to be overly friendly, particularly on the day when I am moving.
My neighbour is a real energy saver-hasn't been out of his hammock all summer. -- Phil Pastore
My nephew wants to be an abstract artist, so I got him a paint-by- irrational-number kit.
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
My new PC has a VL-BUS motherboard in it. Didn't they mean VW Bus?
My next-door neighbor's little girl, 16 years old, pretty little girl--showed up just as pregnant as she could be.
Her mama hit the ceiling. She said, "Who done it? Who done this dastardly deed?" ...

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