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  "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered....
• Help! There's a cow in my esophagus!
• The cow is now a widow, because you shot the bull.
• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....
• The sky was dark, the moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was sof
  her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft, her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast I remember my fear, my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once - the white stuff came At last it's finished, it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow....
• My girlfriend got a computer and modem -- now she's Shareware!
• Core meltdown - message aborted.
• Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough
  There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer....