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• My crazy friend composes music in bed. He calls it sheet music.
• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic repacity knows no satieties....
• There's no such word as FAIL in my vocabulary!
• My crazy friend couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle.
• He married me for my tag lines.
• Lister: The wacked-out crazy hippy drummer is called Dobbin.
  He joined the police force in the end -- became a Grand Wizard in the Freemasons....
• When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred, He quoth
  A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!" -- Eugene Field, "The Bottle and the Bird...
• My friend tried to tell me that I had dyslexia, but I'm convinced he has it all backwards.
• Hamlet has been played by 5,000 actors-no wonder he is crazy.