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• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Any hack can safely rail away at foreign powers beyond the sea
  but a good writer is a critic of the society he lives in. -- Edward Abbey...
• He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine
  as he who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me. -- Thomas Jefferso...
• When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years....
• The best thing about graduating from the university was that I finally had time to sit on a log and read a good book.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers. -- Edward Abbey
• My parents sent my brother through law school. He graduated.
  Now he's suing them for wasting seven years of his life. -- Mike Binde...
• Salome had but seven veils; the artist has a thousand. -- Edward Abbey