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My advice to any young writer is: become an editor.
You'll do less work, have less pressure, have more influence, make more money, and best of all...
My advice to girls: first, don't smoke--to excess; second, don't drink--to exce
hird, don't marry to excess. -- Mark Twai...
My advice to the women's clubs of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.
-- James McNeill Whistle...
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on you plate.
-- Thorton Wilder (1897-1975)...
My advice to you is that you start drinking heavily. -- Bluto in ANIMAL HOUSE
My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
-- Grendel, by John Gardne...
My advice to young people who wish to earn their living by writing i
DO. -- Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)...
My aim is the re-establishment of the worship of men. -- Gabriel D'Annunzio
My allergy tests suggest that I may have been intended for some other planet. -- Walt Wetterberg
My Altzheimers is acting up again.

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