My Allergy Tests Suggest That I May Have Been Intended For Some Other Planet. -- Walt Wetterberg
My allergy tests suggest that I may have been intended for some other
-- Walt Wetterberg
LaForge: "I wonder why you're the only one on board?
Data: "I have expended considerable thought with respect to my apparent uniqueness among the crew....
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
-- Douglas Adam...
Data: "If I may make a supposition. I do not believe his message was intended to express fatigue, but to suggest a course of action.
-- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3...
Even if we put all these nagging thoughts [four embarrassing questions about astrology] aside for a moment, one overriding question remains to be asked.
Why would the positions of celestial objects at the moment of birth have an effect on our characters, lives, or destinies?...
I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors.
-- James Thurbe...
I noticed that some household columns suggest that people use elbow grease for cleaning.
After a long and fruitless search, I still have been unable to find this amazing product....
Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't....
A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.
I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news....
Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....