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MW: Multiply Work
MWT: Malfunction Without Telling
MX missiles--they changed their name. They call them the Peace Keepers.
A multiple-warhead hydrogen bomb called the Peace Keeper....
My 486 does an infinite loop in 4.86 seconds.
My 486 is delayed due to MINOR brain surgery.
My 4 food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar & fat.
My admiration for you can be taken for granite.
My advice to actresses is don't worry about your looks.
The very thing that makes you unhappy in your appearance may be the one thing to make you a star....
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
-- Carl Rowa...
My advice to any young man at the beginning of his career is to try to look for the mere outlines of big things with his fresh, untrained, and unprejudiced mind.
-- H. Selye...

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