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My ambition is to marry a rich woman who's too proud to let her husband work.
My analysis . . . led me to formulate The Peter Principle
In a Hierarchy Every Employee Tends to Rise to His Level of Incompetence....
My apartment allows pets - I have a pony.
My appetite comes to me while eating. -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap.
ix...
My, aren't you the Klingon calling the Cardassian bumpy?
My arm! said Captain Hook offhandedly.
My art belongs to Dada
My ASCII has been de-limited.
My atheism, like that of Spinoza, is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests.
-- George Santayana...
My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!

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