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• May your name be so famous that every bailiff, bill collector, constable, and police inspector knows it.
• May all your pains be small enough so there's room for them all.
• Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy.
  .. so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!...
• You may be redneck... if you are famous for your homemade squash wine.
• May you be fruitful and multiply so that your generations are as plentiful as the stars in the sky, and may you have to house, feed, and clothe them all.
• Steal! to be sure they may; and, egad, serve your best thoughts as gypsies do stolen children,--disfigure them to make 'em pass for their own.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Critic, Act i, Sc. 1...
• May you have devoted children to chase the flies off your nose.
• You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
• You may be redneck... if your children address you as "Uncle Dad.