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May Your Computer Grow Hands And Massage Your Feet.
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May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
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Almost half the bones in your body are in your hands and feet.
Wash your hands often, your feet seldom, and your head never. -- John Ray
May your toes grow 5 foot hairs that cannot be cut.
Sign spotted in a massage-parlor window: COME IN! WE KNEAD YOUR BUSINESS!
Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.
May your daughters grow up such gems, their presence in your house illuminates your old age.
May your hands decide they don't like you any more.
May your son grow up to be a famous doctor, and may you be his only case.
