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• May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters.
• May your daughters be like the flowers in the field -- wither away and fade.
• You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
• May your daughters grow up such gems, their presence in your house illuminates your old age.
• May your daughters' hair grow thick, black, and abundant -- all over their faces.
• Steal! to be sure they may; and, egad, serve your best thoughts as gypsies do stolen children,--disfigure them to make 'em pass for their own.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Critic, Act i, Sc. 1...
• Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb
• Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
• May you daughters' beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.