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• May your daughters grow up such gems, their presence in your house illuminates your old age.
• That good diffused may more abundant grow.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Conversation, Line 443...
• May your daughters be like the flowers in the field -- wither away and fade.
• May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.
• You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
• Cat HAIR all over the keyboard..
• All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!
  ! ... Although I don't know WHY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• May your computer grow ears and start listening.
• May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters.