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• I thought you and he were hand-in-glove.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• You must take the will for the deed.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• That is as well said as if I had said it myself.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• They say a carpenter 's known by his chips.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...