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• You will lose all sensation in your shirt.
• You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
• Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
• There are places I'll remember All my life though some have changed.
  Some forever not for better Some have gone and some remain....
• All things being equal, you lose. -- Todd's First Law All things being in your favour, you still lose.
  -- Corollary...
• Other vice may be nice, but sex won't rot your teeth.
• If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
• You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
• In the winter you lose your body; in the summer you lose your mind.