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• Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes. You get all the flavor of the potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
  -- Albert Engstrom...
• If you don't cook you get a raw deal every meal!
• We get ulcers by mountain-climbing over mole-hills!
• The best way to get on in the world is to make people believe it's to their advantage to help you.
  -- Jean de La Bruyere...
• You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
  ..amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then you... -- Edmund to Baldrick : Captain Cook...
• Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.
• Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?
  ...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then....
• Michelle: You should be chief. Fry: What do I need, ulcers?
• Frustration is when you have ulcers but still aren't a success.