Related:

• I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, "Do you have any toy train schedules?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell me anything specific". -- Steven Wrigh
• My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
  I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I like to skate on the other side of the ice. -- Steven Wrigh